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The Inner Monologue of Steph Titwillow the Druid

Crikey. Look here behind this oak tree. We have sneaky little goblin trying to sneak up on a sleeping half-orc. Crikey. It's lunch for that there goblin. Crikey. Never sneak up on a sleeping hungry half-orc. Crikey.

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Crikey what an adventure. Joined up with a bunch of assorted folks that were tromping through the forest and went hunting some pyromanic goblins. Crikey, they'd set some poor farmers barn on fire. Can't have that. Crikey. Those tricksy goblins had been hiding out in an abbandoned mine. Crikey but that's typical. Wasn't able to to carry out any observations of them in their natural habitat, crikey, as this lot are all rather noisey and bloodthirsty. Managed to make friends with this here wolf. Though, crikey, he keeps eyeing off the horses, especially the draught horse with the cute hairy hoofs . May need to have a chat with him. Crikey.

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Crikey. Had chat with wolfy. He said his name was Fred. Crikey. But he's promised not to eat the horses as long as he gets to eat as many goblins as he wants. Crikey. Made aggreement, if he can catch them he can eat them. He assures me they wont rot his teeth. Crikey.

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Crikey. Being able to observe these half-orcs has been facinating. Crikey, must thank mother for her sugestion in spending that year learning orcish. These two seem quite intelligent however. Crikey but that's a tad suspicious, intelligent half-orcs ??? One of them even appears to have a couple of pet birds that he's not treating as dietry suplements. Crikey, they seem to keep getting out of their cage a lot. Maybe I'll have a chat with them and see what they think about it. Crikey.

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Crikey. A bunch of us went of to a local RuinedMoathouse to see if there was any evil there. Didn't find any evil. Though there were some very interesting array Giant fauna specimens. Crikey. First there were the frogs, then the spider, and then to top it all off, some rats too. Crikey. Didn't check out the whole place as a few of the others needed a rest. Didn't find any evil.

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Crikey. Well we've had some rest so we headed on back to the RuinedMoathouse. Crikey. No giant Frogs this time. sigh Decided to have a look around to see if there were any secret doors. Crikey but that's a large centipede. Crikey. Good thing all of my belongings will get passed onto one of my siblings.

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